A soft, lightweight crew tee printed with a bold, vintage-inspired stamp that reads “Being a functional adult every day seems a bit excessive.” The muted red design sits on a deep black background for a low-key yet confident look. Wear it when you want to keep things simple but say something smart — whether you’re grabbing morning coffee, doing weekend errands, or lounging at home. The fabric drapes cleanly thanks to side seams and shoulder tape, so it keeps its shape even after many washes. Subtle details like a ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline make this an easy layering piece under jackets or over long sleeves. Built to meet EU REACH standards and backed by a two-year EU warranty, it’s a dependable wardrobe staple for adults who appreciate humor and straightforward style.
Product features - Lightweight 4.3 oz fabric — breathable all-season wear - Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention - Ribbed knit collar with seam for lasting elasticity - Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve print with crisp, durable color - Meets EU REACH standards; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat
